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Could the old delusions be worse than the new?

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You can't write fiction as funny as reality is...

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Greek gods prepare for comeback

Helena Smith in Athens
Friday May 5, 2006
The Guardian

It has taken almost 2,000 years, but those who worship the 12 gods of ancient Greece have finally triumphed. An Athens court has ordered that the adulation of Zeus, Hera, Hermes, Athena and co is to be unbanned, paving the way for a comeback of pagans on Mount Olympus.

The followers, who say they "defend the genuine traditions, religion and ethos" of the ancients by adhering to a pre-Christian polytheistic culture, are poised to take their battle to the temples of Greece.

"What we want, now, is for the government to fully recognise our religion," Vasillis Tsantilas told the Guardian. "We will petition the Greek parliament, and the EU if that fails, for access to worship in places like the Acropolis, for permission to have our own cemeteries and, where necessary, to re-bury the [ancient] bones of the dead.

About 98% of Greeks are Orthodox Christian, and all other religions except Judaism and Islam had been banned.

Yet the pagans say as many as 2,000 Greeks have signed up to their movement. Mr Tsantilas, 42, a computer scientist who came to paganism after toying with Buddhism, Taoism and Islam, said worshippers perceived the ancient gods as the "personification of the divine".

But Greece's powerful Orthodox Church takes a less charitable view, accusing the worshippers of idolatry and "poisonous New Age practices".

Father Eustathios Kollas, who presides over the community of Greek priests, said: "They are a handful of miserable resuscitators of a degenerate dead religion who wish to return to the monstrous dark delusions of the past."

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I hope they are going for the egalitarian pantheon that included Hestia, making that 6 gods and 6 goddesses, rather than the later (just a century or so pre-christian) one that included Hercules (Heracles) in place of Hestia, weighting it to the masculine with 7 gods and 5 goddesses. Orthodox christianity may be an extreme form of the latter, but there are less extreme forms of christianity out there. Why change to a slightly less scratchy form of an ill-fitting hair shirt, when you could change to something more tailored to the human form/psyche?
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Im all about that! If youre gonna make up stories, at least make up cool stories! Greek mythology is fun to read.
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I agree - although I still like the Flying Spaghetti Monster the best...
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I'ts kind of hard for FSM to wander around amongst ordinary folks checking things out (or cheating on the sacred spouse). That leaves out a whole lot of mythology.
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Apparently he can touch you with his noodly appendage.
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Is that going to generate a noodly version of the Minotaur? Or get some poor farm girl turned into a noodly version of a cow? Or turn two elderly human lovers into a noodly version of entwined trees? It's very difficult to come up with a noodly version of the Iliad. I mean, the Greek (Roman, Celtic, etc) gods looked upon mankind as their own little soap opera, where they could tweak the script, and even play a starring role, whenever it got boring. The FSM might enjoy humans as Peyton Place, but a starring role is a little iffy, no matter how bored he/she/it/they got.
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