Hoff: The Musical

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Doug
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Hoff: The Musical

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The David Hasselhoff Musical?

"I've already arranged and written it with the guys who did Chicago," quoted one source. Few details, but apparently it will first open in Australia.

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I'm sure readers here have already seen his music video that depicts him flying through the air, Bugaloo-style. Singing "Hooked on a Feeling"! Not seen it? You cannot die content until you've seen this masterpiece. See it here.
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The HOff was recently banned from flying when he got too drunk in an airport bar and peed on himself...

Better yet, have you guys heard what Mel Gibson did? I may have to post that one...
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I think I could have gotten on just fine without seeing that. What crap! I don't know what people see in him. It makes me embarrased to be German.
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Tamara, just think how Hannity and O'Reilly make me feel about being Irish-American. Right after the kidnapping and killing of the Lindburgh baby was discovered, a German was quoted as saying, "Such evil couldn't happen in Germany." History shows the irony of that, since Hitler was already gaining political ground when that statement was made. There are bad apples in every barrel - Joe McCarthy was another Irish-American with a fascist bent. These Germans are just embarrassing - they could definitely be worse.
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Tamara - I didn't know you are German! I am, too! Of German descent, and actually born in Germany! (which is making it a pain in the neck to get a passport by the way. As an aside, did you know only 18% of Americans have a passport! Just learned that recently thanks to one of Darrel's posts....and of course, we all know George Bush Jr. didn't have a passport until he became president...)
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