BUSH CHANGES LANGUAGE

[RickBaber]

You heard it here first.
Hidden deep inside the "torture" compromise bill - the same one that grants Bush immunity for any crimes he may have committed in dealing with detainees - is another clause that officially changes the pronunciation of the word "nuclear" to "nukeular". The pronunciation change is retroactive to the origin of the word itself. This way, people will no longer be able to make fun of the President for mis-pronouncing the word. The REpublican Senate's next bill has a provision to make the scoring of IQ's and Approval Ratings similar to that of golf scores.[/b]

[Barbara Fitzpatrick]

Doesn't this one belong in humor rather than politics? As with Harding's "normalcy" there are probably Bushisms that will make it into the venacular, but that's not really relevant to the incredible nasties - anti-Constitutional, fascism-creating presidential "rights" granted in the torture bill - and those who voted for it, including John Boozman (R) and Mark Pryor (D) have IQs approaching their waist sizes, if not their shoe sizes, for not understanding the ramifications of this let's-do-Osama's-job-for-him bill.