APRIL 11--A Drug Enforcement Administration agent who stars in a popular online video that shows him shooting himself in the foot during a weapons demonstration for Florida children is suing over the tape's release, claiming that his career has been crippled and he's become a laughingstock due to the embarrassing clip's distribution.
DOUG
Don't worry. No blood. Just an idiot who shot himself after stating that he was the only person in the room professional enough to carry a Glock.
"We could have done something important Max. We could have fought child abuse or Republicans!" --Oona Hart (played by Victoria Foyt), in the 1995 movie "Last Summer in the Hamptons."
DAR
What is this dumb-ass doing with a loaded Glock in a classroom full of children? And notice the kids wanting out when he reaches for another weapon. Amazing.
