Vote for Incompetence?

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Vote for Incompetence?

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"Let me get this straight. Osama is threatening to attack again, so we should vote for the people who haven't been able to catch him for the last five years?"
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-- Jimmy Kimmel
"We could have done something important Max. We could have fought child abuse or Republicans!" --Oona Hart (played by Victoria Foyt), in the 1995 movie "Last Summer in the Hamptons."
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That would be a great response to the letter to the editor in today's NWA Times by some woman who thinks we should vote republican because thanks to them we haven't been attacked by terrorists again in the last five years... arghgh!
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We haven't been attacked by giant squids either. Maybe we should vote repug (NOT)
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Post by Savonarola »

The Simpsons covered this one long ago...

Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: .... Lisa, I want to buy your rock.
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