Naked Masturbator Hides Tool in Ass

Doug · Post by **Doug** » Fri Nov 03, 2006 10:08 pm

DOUG
This guy was just paroled out of state prison the week before.

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California Police Arrest Naked Man They Say Concealed a Screwdriver in His Buttocks
11-03-2006 8:19 PM

EL CERRITO, Calif. -- A naked man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after telling police he had a screwdriver in his buttocks. The man was lying on a tree stump masturbating beside a nature path near the El Cerrito Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.

John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked if he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.

"You can't get much more concealed than that," Horgan said.

Read the rest here.

Barbara Fitzpatrick · Post by **Barbara Fitzpatrick** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 9:56 am

Evidence of what someone was saying at the Rapid Responders meeting Saturday - due to lack of care for the mentally ill, they mostly end up in the prison system.