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Vote for Incompetence?
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 1:02 pm
by Doug
"Let me get this straight. Osama is threatening to attack again, so we should vote for the people who haven't been able to catch him for the last five years?"
-- Jimmy Kimmel
Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 6:39 pm
by Betsy
That would be a great response to the letter to the editor in today's NWA Times by some woman who thinks we should vote republican because thanks to them we haven't been attacked by terrorists again in the last five years... arghgh!
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 9:25 am
by Barbara Fitzpatrick
We haven't been attacked by giant squids either. Maybe we should vote repug (NOT)
Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 10:16 am
by Savonarola
The Simpsons covered this one long ago...
Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a charm.
Lisa: That’s specious reasoning, Dad.
Homer: Thank you, dear.
Lisa: By your logic I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.
Homer: Oh, how does it work?
Lisa: It doesn’t work.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: It’s just a stupid rock.
Homer: Uh-huh.
Lisa: But I don’t see any tigers around, do you?
Homer: .... Lisa, I want to buy your rock.